Because Dr. Phil is the 4th fucking Horseman of the Apocolypse.
Seriously, what the FUCK is this guy’s problem? What kind of sick horse’s ass do you have to bail a girl out of jail who beat another girl so hard that her hearing and sight are damaged?
If he had any sense of what’s right and wrong, he’d have paid the other girl’s medical bills and let that little twat to rot in jail where she belongs. There is no reason imaginable for that brutal of a beating, short of your own life being threatened.
It is more than obvious to even the most simple of simpletons that he is gonna put her on his show and do his blowhard hard talk bullshit for ratings. Meanwhile, this other girl will most likely have some serious ass anxiety in addition to her physical pain.
Fuck that clown. I hope they yank him off the air and someone gives him as vicious a beatdown. As a matter of fact, they outta hire some folks from Jenny Jone’s or Ricki Lake’s old studio audiences.
Taste the fists, motherfucker!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Yeah, um, to that chick in the front, girl you need to ditch that zero and get yourself a hero! Beeep! Beeeep! Beeeeeep!
…Cue crickets…
Wait…what was I talking about?
Right, the end of civilization. Is it just me, or does anyone get the sneaking sensation that we as a society are becoming more Lord of the Flies all the time?
Ooh, sucky. I’m a porky porky fatass who is kind of a weenie and tries to keep peace and wears glasses. I am SO hosed. I better start wearing a helmet.
