My friends (the -ch at the end is silent, like the k sound in knife), John McCain has freaky thumbs!
I don’t think I can, in good conscience, vote for a man with freaky thumbs, freaky thumbs that obviously itch to hit the big red button in the Oval Office. Maybe they work of their own accord, separate from the rest of his body. Maybe they’re possessed! I don’t want to find out. They look like a raw turkey neck. I wonder if he were to get treatment for carpal tunnel and his surgeon cut into that sucker if they’d find a giblet bag.
Also, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I can’t vote for anyone whose head looks like an uncircumsized penis. The guy is a dick in every sense of the world. The only way he could be a bigger one is if his name was Richard John Thomas Wang McCain.
October 23, 2008 at 8:59 pm
What’s weird about McCain’s thumbs? Mine are *way* weirder than his, I promise you (I’ll pass along some thumb-porn later…heh).
I can find a whole lotta other reasons not to vote for him though, so worry not.
October 23, 2008 at 9:53 pm
That’s not the best pic of them being weird, admittedly.
I like you, though. The thumb thing was something I noticed the other day. I wouldn’t talk shit about your thumbs, man.
October 24, 2008 at 1:42 am
Appreciated.
I’m so good at talking shit about my own thumbs!